February 2012
2 posts
library guy
40: im taking a study break to listen to some tunes. wanna be respectful of the other people here so i plug in my headphones and have volume at 2/10. dude comes over halfway through the song and says “can you put the volume down?” im confused, but i oblige. 1/10. he waits another minute before coming over and saying “cna you put it down a bit more?” …0/10. FUCK YOU...
conservative girl
spark: please tell me more about how you love to have your rights as an equal citizen reduced. that really appeals to me. oh.yes.
January 2012
5 posts
Being Pretentious
40: Dear dude who wears blazers for no reason, dude who takes every opportunity to let you know how superior his intellectual acumen is that he’ll debate you about something pointless - fuck you.
Seriously guy, being able to present an idea and then proceed to take 10 minutes to explain all of its finer points in the most round about way possible doesn’t make you clever, it makes you...
I'm taking a shit
Spark: Stop trying to talk to me from the next stall over. I’m trying to have a spiritual moment with my bowels, not a conversation with a dude who wears flip flops in a public bathroom (I can of course see this from my stall) and concludes that people dropping deuces are probably the ideal conversationalists. What ever you’re smoking, I’ll take some…..after my shit. Leave...
Hipsters
40: hipsters ruin everything. example - girl that would be cute but she wears these stupid fucking hipster horn-rimmed glasses. just wear some normal fucking speks that dont make your face look like that of a preying mantis please?! side note - preying mantises are sick. also, fuck hipster shit.
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